Which is Real? Which is Onion?

Local Man Knows All He Needs to Know About Muslims
Florida Man Declares Gun Shop Muslim-Free Zone
Both are sad and ridiculous. If you’d like to understand the causes and cures of religious bigotry and hostility, consider my book Why Did Jesus, Moses, the Buddha, and Mohammed Cross the Road?
With some faith, hope, and love, we can build a beautiful and better world where these sad stories only exist in museums, along with other ugly artifacts of our past.